Bazinga!!I don't use Bazinga, only when I crack a joke, I also use it in some of my exotic blog posts, like this one!It may or may not include a joke though. This is Kartik Vyas, writing post number 97.00, and today is star date 67383, yes if you don't believe me, check this link out. Also one thing worthy of noticing is that star date is not only determined by the date, but it also takes into account the current hour and minute...fascinating isn't it!
Speaking of the word fascinating, fascinating implies something that is of great interest, or attraction, enchanting, charming or captivating, well in this case it would imply captivating.
Let's get back to the subject, it says Life at ~ 27.75. Well here 'at' does not mean, the usual I am 'at' a restaurant kind of 'at', it implies, I am 'at' a certain stage of life, which in this context defines the 4th dimension of the time-space continuum, confused? I mean TIME!
Then you might wonder, what is the '~' sign? Well for any person who is a mathematician, which I would like to add, is more inclined towards using it, it means many things. Well to start with, it means, probability distribution, or row equivalence or asymptotically equivalent, or a simple equivalence relation. How do I know? I know everything, because I am a genius and I have an eidetic memory. Well I would also like to add, I have an IQ of 187!
Also, I would like to record in my blog, today is 10th August on Earth, and right now session 3 of day 2 of the fourth ashes test series is going on. To be more precise, currently the 71st over is about to start, where Australia are trailing by 31 runs, with 5 wickets in hand. England have already retained the Ashes, a good thing to know in case, I succeed in time travelling, and I come back in time to the start of the series, I could win a lot of money. But again, if I were to do so, the proposition that I would have written this blog seems unbecoming. Well, I may have already traveled to the future and written a blog which would be independent of the fourth dimension of the continuum, which again is TIME!
I would also like to add, that in my current human form, on the current planet earth, on the current date, I played ping pong! Actually called as Table Tennis, it is governed by the worldwide organization International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF), founded in 1926. ITTF currently includes 218 member associations. The table tennis official rules are specified in the ITTF handbook.Since 1988, table tennis has been an Olympic sport with several event categories. In particular, from 1988 until 2004, these were: men's singles, women's singles, men's doubles and women's doubles. Since 2008 a team event has been played instead of the doubles. Well getting back to the topics of today, I did win 87.50 of all the games I played today.
I would also like to say that I have found a spot in my room, a spot where my seat is directly facing the opposite wardrobe mirror, so I can see who is coming and going inside the house, and it is also perfectly aligned with the fan inside the room, with respect to all three dimensions.
Today is Saturday, today was the Aloo Pulav day, usually I had Aloo Pulav day on Fridays , but after my change in shift roaster, where I have days off on Sunday and Monday, as compared to Fridays and Saturday, I had to make a change in my routine. Tomorrow, is Sunday, tomorrow is go to Amanora mall day, which I am planning to change to go to Seasons mall day. The mall is just opened, and is nearby my apartment. Also, after my new roaster changes, Monday's have become watch a movie in mall day, its very convenient to get a ticket, as other homo sapiens, go to office and I can easily get a ticket. I am planning to watch the movie Wolverine this Monday, and then I would also go the the Crossword book store, which is a must whenever I go to the Amanora mall.
I would like to conclude this blog number 97.00, by saying........err BAZINGA!!!
Speaking of the word fascinating, fascinating implies something that is of great interest, or attraction, enchanting, charming or captivating, well in this case it would imply captivating.
Let's get back to the subject, it says Life at ~ 27.75. Well here 'at' does not mean, the usual I am 'at' a restaurant kind of 'at', it implies, I am 'at' a certain stage of life, which in this context defines the 4th dimension of the time-space continuum, confused? I mean TIME!
Also, I would like to record in my blog, today is 10th August on Earth, and right now session 3 of day 2 of the fourth ashes test series is going on. To be more precise, currently the 71st over is about to start, where Australia are trailing by 31 runs, with 5 wickets in hand. England have already retained the Ashes, a good thing to know in case, I succeed in time travelling, and I come back in time to the start of the series, I could win a lot of money. But again, if I were to do so, the proposition that I would have written this blog seems unbecoming. Well, I may have already traveled to the future and written a blog which would be independent of the fourth dimension of the continuum, which again is TIME!
I would also like to add, that in my current human form, on the current planet earth, on the current date, I played ping pong! Actually called as Table Tennis, it is governed by the worldwide organization International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF), founded in 1926. ITTF currently includes 218 member associations. The table tennis official rules are specified in the ITTF handbook.Since 1988, table tennis has been an Olympic sport with several event categories. In particular, from 1988 until 2004, these were: men's singles, women's singles, men's doubles and women's doubles. Since 2008 a team event has been played instead of the doubles. Well getting back to the topics of today, I did win 87.50 of all the games I played today.
I would also like to say that I have found a spot in my room, a spot where my seat is directly facing the opposite wardrobe mirror, so I can see who is coming and going inside the house, and it is also perfectly aligned with the fan inside the room, with respect to all three dimensions.
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